Why I Hate Valentine’s Day?
“She is the beauty that my eyes ever witnessed, The uncelebrated ninth wonder of the world, I wish Hitler would saw her melting eyes, and the world wars never had happened, I suspect that the smoothness of the butter was inspired by her soft silk lips, I bet that the moon comes every night to steal her luminous radiance, The sun rises for her, bright the world to make people witness her immense beauty, The trees jump in joy to inhale the carbon dioxide exhaled by her, The…” “The dog poops for her so that she can inhale the pungent smells…” cried out my brother and laughed unconditionally for more than five minutes. I ran into my room with my laptop covering my face before the scene got worst. I cursed him for all the things he had done to me, and frustration overruled my anger. “He may be the most handsome guy in the class, but I, Ravinder Sahu, am the cleverest and the topper of the college. So, ideally, all the girls should be after me…leave every...